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That if your significant other has been ignoring you for video games, give it a day before you treat it like a problem. 50 seconds if there is a gas leak or fire. 

…Unless it’s Destiny. Good god, why would anyone ignore anything for such a terrible grind-fest? The story isn’t even compelling enough to warrant playing it for more then an hour, let alone paying hard earned coin for it. Seriously, most of our staffers agree that it Call of Duty Black Ops was a superior game, and that’s pretty flipping pathetic. Get your shit together Bungie.  

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ninastestanin:

igotoseekmygreatperhaps:

Football is like Dungeons & Dragons. Every 30 minutes of real time is like 2 minutes of game time.

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jykinturah:

kimpossibooty:

professoroakofficial:

isaacjamess:

One of the best out takes from any television show, ever. 

HE FUCKING STRAIGHT-FACED THAT

This man is a guardian of the galaxy

you can just see the split second where everyone is processing what he said

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kia-kaha-winchesters:

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lexillest:

darksilenceinsuburbia:

Beautiful.

This is rad

we need a superhero like one of these ladies

maybe another hawkeye??

i didn’t even notice until halfway down the post when i read the “being the teacher with the robot leg” sign that i realized everyone is missing a limb. Biomedical Engineers are really outdoing themselves and it’s both fantastic and sometimes even glamorous. 

GUYS ITS A BIOMEDICAL ENGINEERING POST AND IT MAKES ME SO HAPPY

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beatonna:

Wee Nikola Tesla

beatonna:

Wee Nikola Tesla

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beatonna:

very wee tesla

beatonna:

very wee tesla

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beatonna:

very wee tesla on a mushroom (i’ll stop now)

beatonna:

very wee tesla on a mushroom (i’ll stop now)

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To rewind the VHS before you put it back in the box. 

"Be kind, Rewind"- Warren G. Harding, 2014

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cubewatermelon:

Let’s Speak English #42!

If you’re wondering where 41 is, it’s a multi-parter that I’m waiting to finish before putting over here. But you can read the first 2 pages on the site!

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lacigreen:

so it begins.

Does anyone else really wanna suck on flavored condoms? Not even to preform fellatio, just to taste them. 

lacigreen:

so it begins.

Does anyone else really wanna suck on flavored condoms? Not even to preform fellatio, just to taste them. 

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